Saturday, September 18, 2010

No Sale

I had a phone call last night.
"Hello?"
"Hi, I'm from a charity with firefighter in the name. How are you this evening?"
"I am grumpy."
"Aw! Don't be grumpy!
"I can be grumpy if I want."
"I don't want you to be grumpy".
"Then take me off your list."
"Don't you like firefighters?"
"Firefighters are fine. I don't like the list."

I'm off the list

I was at The Great Mall once when someone at a kiosk tried to sell me energy efficient windows.
"No thanks! I already have windows in my house. I looked out of one just this morning!"

You would think people would stop trying to sell me things.
You would be wrong.

3 comments:

Amanda said...

HA! I love it! great response!

Fantastyk Voyager said...

I'll have to use that next time, lol.

Breathe said...

I think they should keep trying to sell to you just so they have a story to share at their starbucks break.