Monday Bunday

A rabbit hops into a butchers’ shop and asks
“Have you got any cabbages?”. The butcher says that he doesn’t sell cabbages and the rabbit hops off.

The next day the same rabbit hops into the same butchers and says
“Have you got any cabbages?” The butcher, slightly peeved, says
"Look I told you yesterday – I’m a butcher, I don’t sell cabbages, now go away!” The rabbit hops off.

The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers again and asks
“Have you got any cabbages?” The butcher, really annoyed now, snaps
“No I haven’t got any chuffin cabbages! If you come in here again asking for some cabbages I’m gonna nail your ears to the floor!” The rabbit is scared by this and quickly hops out the door.

The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers and asks
“Have you got any nails?” The butcher replys
“No”. The rabbit asks
“Have you got any cabbages?"