Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Death by Llama

Llamas live nearby to Roger. Janow had never seen one before.

Janow: "Can't go this way."
Roger: "Go on."
Janow: "Carriage horses never pass llamas."
Roger: "Yes, they do."
Janow: "No, they don't."
Roger: "Yes, they do."
Janow: "No, they don't."
Roger: "Yes, they do."
Janow: "No, they don't."
Roger: "Yes, they do."
Janow: "No, they don't."
Roger: "Yes, they do."
Janow: "No, they don't."
Roger: "Yes, they do."
Janow: "No, they don't."
Roger: "Yes, they do."
Janow: "No, they don't."
Roger: "Yes, they do."
Janow: "No, they don't."
Roger: "Yes, they do."
Janow: "No, they don't."
Roger: "Yes, they do."
Janow: "This is getting boring."
Roger: "Go past the llama."
Janow: "Sheeesh!"
Roger: "Go."
Janow: "OK"

3 comments:

d. moll, l.ac. said...

Roger is a man of infinite patient and yeses.

The Fab Furs said...

Janow is obviously very polite and didn't want to intrude on another creature's territory. How do you think he would have reacted if the llama had been standing by the fence?

Fantastyk Voyager said...

That didn't take too long. When my neighbor brought in llamas, my horses thought the aliens had landed- they were freaked out for days!