Bedtime is difficult for kids. The end of the day, the part with no school, is over. Also, they seem to become frenzied right before they are ready to drop off. This frenzie includes dancing around in their underwear and ignoring orders to "Go brush your teeth" and "Get your jams on."
And I say, from across the room:
"Is that a poop stain? I don't have my glasses on." Dad says
"Yes. That's disgusting! Go fix that!" Joe jumps up on the bed to look in the mirror. He gives his best Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka "eeew" and bolts to his room, singing.....
"Macho Macho Man.....I've got to be...a macho man...!"