Monday Bunday

"Waiter, what's this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."

Q: Why is a rabbit like a plum
A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Did you hear about the guy raising rabbits in his hotel room? They were inn grown hares.

Why did the bald guy keep rabbits on his head? From a distance, they looked like hares.

Q: What do you call a guy with a rabbits in his pockets?
A: Warren

Two rabbits are running away from a pack of terriers. They hide in a haystack. One rabbit says to the other:
"We can run for it, or we can stay here and outnumber them." The other rabbit replies:
"Were going to run for it, you idiot, I'm your brother!"