Making a Hat

I am making a hat, the band is a long fabric tube that needed to be turned right side out. I was standing in the kitchen turning it with a safety pin while the food was cooking. Dave came in and asked:
“What are you making?”
“A hat.”
“No. What are you making?”
“I’m making a hat.”
“Well, it looks like chicken.”
“It looks like fabric! You don’t make chicken out of fabric!”
“What are you making for dinner?”
“Oh......... Chicken.”